they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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