May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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