If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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