and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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