she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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