Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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