ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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