just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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