So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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