Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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