WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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