We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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