We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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