Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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