Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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