No I am not eating basil off your cock
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize