ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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