White coat. Heels.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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