He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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