my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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