is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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