I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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