that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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