I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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