we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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