I accidentally burped into my bong.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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