That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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