I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Randomize
