i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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