Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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