dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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