hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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