I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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