We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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