My girlfriend figured out who you are.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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