2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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