Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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