it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I love black thongs
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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