oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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