you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
last night I used snow as a chaser
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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