you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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