Midget sex pt 2 tonight
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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