Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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