I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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