Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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