you would pick up someone in the library
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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