Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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