when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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