I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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