butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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