We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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