i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
foreskin is a definite game changer
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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