Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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