windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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