Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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