ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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