who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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