Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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